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This soft, comfortable tee lets you contemplate capitalism's contradictions while looking damn good doing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium T-Shirt Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed and ringspun cotton - soft as a billionaire's lies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk fabric that won't betray you like the economy does\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit - money corrupts everyone equally\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams for structural integrity (unlike our financial system)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoverstitched collar and hemmed sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold Root Of All Evil Pope Of Love design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect weight for year-round existential contemplation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for those who see through the BS, anti-capitalists with style, and anyone who needs money to survive but hates what it does to humanity. Wear this to remind yourself and others that we're all complicit in a system we didn't choose.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMade especially for you on demand to reduce overproduction. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📊 Evil Reality:\u003c\/strong\u003e The richest 1% own more wealth than the bottom 90% combined. CEOs make 670 times what their average workers earn. 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