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Made from 100% GOTS certified organic cotton because even your self-destructive tendencies should be sustainable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Organic Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% certified organic ring-spun combed cotton - GOTS certified and planet-friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 5.3 oz\/yd² (180 g\/m²) - perfect weight for comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit - we all nail ourselves sometimes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold May Nail Self Pope Of Love design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk to maintain size and shape (unlike your self-esteem)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable construction for long-lasting wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEco-friendly production process\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, breathable fabric perfect for existential crises\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for those working through their own BS, recovering perfectionists, and anyone who's realized that sometimes the call is coming from inside the house. Wear this to acknowledge that growth means recognizing when you're the problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMade especially for you on demand to reduce overproduction. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🔨 Self-Sabotage Truth:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e\"We have met the enemy and he is us.\"\u003c\/em\u003e - Pogo. Studies show that fear of success causes more self-sabotage than fear of failure. We literally nail ourselves to avoid the responsibility of actually succeeding. 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